MOOCHI ISMS--
yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror... she cried
yo mama so lazy that when she wanted to unzip her zipper she asked a zebra. HAHAHAHA
yo mama so musical that she can make music from her butt.
yo mama so fat that she got stuck in a door AT THE AIRPORT.
yo mama so bloated that when she went to the bathroom, all that came out was tissue. [?]
yo mama so bubbly that when u put her in a pot SHE POPS.
yo mama so flat we tried to open her like a door.
yo mamas hair is so black that i thot i was in BLAIRWITCH AHAHAHHA
yo mamas nose is so big, i almost ran into her booger.
yo mamas nose is so big that u can stick your foot in there.
yo mamas foot is so big that it takes her two seconds to run the mile.
yo mamas so pathetic that she went to safeways and asked the meat person to cut her a man.
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